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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一男子新婚第二天就上班了,上班时闷闷不乐。朋友问其故,男子说:以前嫖惯了,昨晚和我媳妇完事后我随手扔给她100块。 友释然道:你给她钱这也没什么啊!男子懊恼道:问题是她他妈顺手找回我20------[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅总结:向著荣耀前进吧 少年(7.9分)《坦克前线:帝国OL》是一款以坦克军团对战为过程的策略游戏,玩家们将化身为一个军事基地的领导者,通过对坦克部队的组建来消灭敌方势力。游戏中我们将对所有的坦克进行位置排列,寻找战斗力最强的组合,然后为坦克们加上各种武器装备,让军队战斗更加强大,向著世界顶级军团的荣耀而前进。
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅不光其休闲玩法萌到爆,游戏的画面及音乐也绝对都是萌死人不偿命的类型。既然主打萌系,那可爱的喵星人绝对是不二主角了。不过“砰砰”亲,我理解你是想把所有萌的元素都集中表现,但也不用把人物角色也用猫代表嘛。角色也是猫,宠物也是猫...哎呦喂,那并排坐著的两只喵星人,就说你俩呢,别仰著脸卖萌啦!倒是先告诉我究竟哪个是主人哪个是宠物嘛,傻傻分不清楚啊~
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一男子新婚第二天就上班了,上班时闷闷不乐。朋友问其故,男子说:以前嫖惯了,昨晚和我媳妇完事后我随手扔给她100块。 友释然道:你给她钱这也没什么啊!男子懊恼道:问题是她他妈顺手找回我20------[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅总结:向著荣耀前进吧 少年(7.9分)《坦克前线:帝国OL》是一款以坦克军团对战为过程的策略游戏,玩家们将化身为一个军事基地的领导者,通过对坦克部队的组建来消灭敌方势力。游戏中我们将对所有的坦克进行位置排列,寻找战斗力最强的组合,然后为坦克们加上各种武器装备,让军队战斗更加强大,向著世界顶级军团的荣耀而前进。
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅不光其休闲玩法萌到爆,游戏的画面及音乐也绝对都是萌死人不偿命的类型。既然主打萌系,那可爱的喵星人绝对是不二主角了。不过“砰砰”亲,我理解你是想把所有萌的元素都集中表现,但也不用把人物角色也用猫代表嘛。角色也是猫,宠物也是猫...哎呦喂,那并排坐著的两只喵星人,就说你俩呢,别仰著脸卖萌啦!倒是先告诉我究竟哪个是主人哪个是宠物嘛,傻傻分不清楚啊~
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