5、上课盼下课,上学盼放假,我的目
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.一天课上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅当兵的时候,那会炊事班比较轻松,好多人都想去!有个哥们儿找班长说想去,班长让他做个鱼香肉丝,那货忙活了半天问
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天爷爷,爸爸,孙子去钓鱼。 孙子看见爷爷在发呆就对爸爸说:“看,你爸跟傻子似的。” 只见爸爸啪的一巴掌说道:“你爸才傻子呢。”[
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