FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.Thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""Whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsbaseballteam."Thenursereturnedinalittlewhileandturnedtothesecondman,"You,sir,arethefatheroftriplets.""Wow,that‘sreallyanincrediblecoincidence,"heanswered."Iworkforthe3MCorporation.Mybuddiesatworkwillneverletmelivethisonedown."Anhourlater,whiletheothertwomenwerepassingcigarsaround,thenursecameback.Thistime,sheturnedtothethirdman,whohadbeenquietinthecorner.Sheannouncedthathiswifehadjustgivenbirthtoquadruplets.Stunned,hebarelycouldreply."Don‘ttellmeanothercoincidence?"askedthenurse.Afterfinallyregaininghiscomposure,hesaid,"Idon‘tbelieveit,IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel."Afterhearingthis,everybody‘sattentionturnedtothefourthguy,whohadjustfainted,flatoutonthefloor.Thenurserushedtohissideand,aftersometime,heslowlygainedbackhisconsciousness.Thenurseasked,"Sir,areyouallright?""Yes"saystheman,"I‘mo.k.now.Ijusthadashockingthought.Iworkatthe7-11Store."[昨晚喝的有点懵,醉眼朦胧中带一妹纸去开了房,隐约好像是嘿嘿嘿过。今早醒来,发现身边躺的那个妹纸换了人,就问她怎么回事,她说没啥,就是卸了一下妆。我说你这差距也太大了,她说你等于花了一个人的钱找了俩妹纸,能体验到不一样的感觉,你还不知足,让你得个便宜,再嘿嘿嘿一次……卧槽~是挺有道理的,但总感觉好像哪里不对……[Anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim 详情
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