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半夜起来想找点宵夜　　半夜起来想找点宵夜，　　发现男朋友居然把体重秤摆在了冰箱门前。。。　　你小子是想反了吗？？？！！！记得带身份证　　一哥们，情人节和女友出去约会，　　出门前叮嘱女友记得带身份证，　　碰面，哥们问，身份证带了吗？　　女友害羞的点点头，哥们兴奋的说，　　走吧，上网去吧。。。上网。。。这就是文学的力量　　小张跟一个姑娘表白。他们走在路上，　　小张想起一句诗，他掏出一支笔，　　可找了半天没找到纸。于是他打开钱包，　　从一大沓一百元人民币中抽出来一张，　　把诗写在上面交给了姑娘。表白成功了。　　小张说：“这就是文学的力量。”[Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "有一次，我收到一封感谢信，是一个我曾帮助过的朋友寄来的。信封昨天一哥们儿在朋友圈发了一条动态， 半夜起来想找点宵夜　　半夜起来想找点宵夜，　　发现男朋友居然把体重秤摆在了冰箱门前。。。　　你小子是想反了吗？？？！！！记得带身份证　　一哥们，情人节和女友出去约会，　　出门前叮嘱女友记得带身份证，　　碰面，哥们问，身份证带了吗？　　女友害羞的点点头，哥们兴奋的说，　　走吧，上网去吧。。。上网。。。这就是文学的力量　　小张跟一个姑娘表白。他们走在路上，　　小张想起一句诗，他掏出一支笔，　　可找了半天没找到纸。于是他打开钱包，　　从一大沓一百元人民币中抽出来一张，　　把诗写在上面交给了姑娘。表白成功了。　　小张说：“这就是文学的力量。”[Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "有一次，我收到一封感谢信，是一个我曾帮助过的朋友寄来的。信封昨天一哥们儿在朋友圈发了一条动态， 详情