Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[一个非常有名的裁缝师傅,专门给达官贵人做衣服。 一天,有个显贵的御史来做衣服。裁缝先问道:“请问大人做了多少年御史?”御史很奇怪,反问道:“这与做衣服有什么关系?” 裁缝答道:“大有关系。据小人多年所见,大人们刚任要职,一定趾高气扬,挺胸突肚,衣服要做得后短前长;两年以后,意气平和,不亢不卑,这时候的衣服便要做得前后一佯长短;等到年月久了,想调任高处,摧眉折腰,巴结上司,衣服则要做成前短后长了。小的大胆动问大人任期,是为了‘量体裁衣’啊!”[厂里召开团圆大会,结果有人出名了!一男女组合,报备的节目是唱天仙配,而且唱的真心很好,很投入!董事长便问:他俩是夫妻么,好默契呀!旁边有人大声回答:啥夫妻呀,他俩就一对搞破鞋的![ 详情
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