妻子:“快点吃吧,不然饭馆的服务员要给咱们加菜了!”丈夫:“加什么菜?”妻子:“你没有看见邻桌上的鱼刺、鸡骨头都扫到咱们眼前来了?”[Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "有一次,我收到一封感谢信,是一个我曾帮助过的朋友寄来的。信封锄禾日当午,长肉好痛苦,早上照镜子,一哭一上午。衣服穿不上,心里很痛苦,不穿又不行,穿了更痛苦。想要不痛苦,少吃最靠谱,刚刚下决心,饭桌又犯虎! 上联:一白遮千丑。 下联:一胖毁所有。 横批:多么痛的领悟![ 详情
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