一个25岁的漂亮女孩和一个60岁的老头结婚,结婚的当晚老头对姑娘伸出3个手指,女孩说:“哇,今晚要做3次啊?”老头说了一句“你选那个手指头?”[When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑对越自卫反击战时,有一天越南方面派出女兵来攻击我军阵地,侦察兵气喘吁吁跑上来:“报告连长,越南女兵逼上来了!”再看连长,镇定自若,手一挥,下达命令:“好,同志们,出击吧”,经过一场激烈的拼杀,侦查员又来报:“报告连长,越南女兵大部分被歼,剩下小部分受惊后逃走。[一个25岁的漂亮女孩和一个60岁的老头结婚,结婚的当晚老头对姑娘伸出3个手指,女孩说:“哇,今晚要做3次啊?”老头说了一句“你选那个手指头?”[When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑对越自卫反击战时,有一天越南方面派出女兵来攻击我军阵地,侦察兵气喘吁吁跑上来:“报告连长,越南女兵逼上来了!”再看连长,镇定自若,手一挥,下达命令:“好,同志们,出击吧”,经过一场激烈的拼杀,侦查员又来报:“报告连长,越南女兵大部分被歼,剩下小部分受惊后逃走。[详情