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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅某男对某美眉穷追不舍,美眉不厌其烦:“你省省吧,就算世界上只剩你一个男人,我也不会嫁给你的。”某男颇为不自在,回答说:“如果世界上只剩我一个男人,你以为我还会看上你吗?”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅从前有个女孩叫小文,后来她有了男朋友,她就改名叫小六了;从前有个男孩叫阿太,后来他有了女朋友,他就改名叫阿木了。秒懂的可以面壁思过去了[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅现在发个贴总遇到验证码,元芳,你怎么看?元芳:大人,此事被后一定有一个天大的秘密![
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅天冷了,买的星球杯冻在了一起,我让老公给我暖暖,暖化了再给我,老公接过去放在了裤裆里,嘴里还说着,这里暖和,保证给你暖化了,可是我怎么吃呀[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅女儿今年7岁,刚上完一年级。放暑假接她回家的路上,我问她:“其他的小朋友都领到奖状了,怎么你没有呢?”女儿老神气的说:“那奖状都是老师哄小孩子的,我不稀罕!”[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."不速之客就在路上,我妈妈是完美的家庭主妇,正忙着整理。她分配给爸和哥哥的任务是打扫客人使用的浴室。一会后,当她检查时候,她吃惊了,一度杂乱的房间被打扫干净了。她看到浴帘有张纸条上写着:谢谢你没往浴缸里看。[
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