Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[某日连续上三堂枯燥的国文课,老师一直不肯下课,ㄚ宝终于忍不住大喊:我要小解 老师大怒:上我的课竟敢不知羞耻的要小姐[我一表兄弟、、、身高185、、、身材也不错、、、长得也不赖 、、、但娶的老婆确实不敢恭维、、、又矮又黑又胖、、、我一直都不解、、、直到刚才看见他老丈人给他买的一辆凯迪拉克之后、、、我一下就释然了、、、我觉得这或许就是真爱吧![ 详情
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