说个真事,不是段子啊。公司办公楼一层有一个公用的厕所分男女;一天本人正在嘘嘘,突然听到后面有声音,一扭头一张慈祥的老年妇女的笑脸面对着我;吓得我剩下的尿都不敢尿了!“阿姨,这是男厕所啊你咋进来的?”“我是保洁阿姨”“保洁阿姨也得男厕没人您再进来啊”“没事,我上岁数了,我不看你们!”保洁阿姨啊,你上岁数了,我可还年轻呢!一脸懵逼的我吓得落荒而逃![Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.从前有个瞎子。一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋,狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走,这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴,狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗,惊诧地说:奇怪,这只狗可真够长的。[一位愤怒的母亲:“你这死丫头,才16岁就搞对象,整天不回家,连你母亲32岁生日你也不来!![ 详情
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