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有天，纪晓岚找皇帝时，被个太监拦下来。太监：“听说纪先生文才过人，可否作诗，不然不让你过。”纪晓岚无法可想之下，就作了两句诗。三光天地人，四季夏秋冬。太监就说：“一年不是有四季吗？春天呢？” 纪先生冷冷的看着太监说：“你还有春天吗？”[A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。

当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。

他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说信徒：“万能的上帝啊，一万世纪对您来说是多长呢？”上帝：“几乎是一秒钟。”信徒：“那么10亿元钱呢？”上帝：“不过是一分钱。”信徒：“哦，慈悲的上帝啊，那就请您给我一分钱吧。”上帝：“过一秒钟。”[ 有天，纪晓岚找皇帝时，被个太监拦下来。太监：“听说纪先生文才过人，可否作诗，不然不让你过。”纪晓岚无法可想之下，就作了两句诗。三光天地人，四季夏秋冬。太监就说：“一年不是有四季吗？春天呢？” 纪先生冷冷的看着太监说：“你还有春天吗？”[A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。

当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。

他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说信徒：“万能的上帝啊，一万世纪对您来说是多长呢？”上帝：“几乎是一秒钟。”信徒：“那么10亿元钱呢？”上帝：“不过是一分钱。”信徒：“哦，慈悲的上帝啊，那就请您给我一分钱吧。”上帝：“过一秒钟。”[ 详情