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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅医生刚给个小学生扎手指查血。针刚扎,小学生放了个巨响的屁,他那彪悍的老妈说道:“呀,还给你扎漏气儿了啊?”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅“昨晚我非常困,躺到床上就睡着了,然后我做了个梦,梦见自己非常困,躺到床上就睡着了。梦里的我又做了个梦,梦见自己非常困,躺到床上就睡着了。”老师:“这和你迟到有什么关系?”我:“是这样,今天早上闹钟一响我就醒了,只是虽然从第二个梦中醒来了,却还在第一个梦中……“[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书,职位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.第一次求职时,我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时,得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时,我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。[
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅医生刚给个小学生扎手指查血。针刚扎,小学生放了个巨响的屁,他那彪悍的老妈说道:“呀,还给你扎漏气儿了啊?”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅“昨晚我非常困,躺到床上就睡着了,然后我做了个梦,梦见自己非常困,躺到床上就睡着了。梦里的我又做了个梦,梦见自己非常困,躺到床上就睡着了。”老师:“这和你迟到有什么关系?”我:“是这样,今天早上闹钟一响我就醒了,只是虽然从第二个梦中醒来了,却还在第一个梦中……“[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书,职位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.第一次求职时,我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时,得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时,我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。[
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