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老婆用电脑看电视剧，我玩手机。老婆突然问我：“如果我失忆了，忘了你怎么办？”我随口一说“那还不好”，空气瞬间变冷，我抬头认真地看着她，“我再追你一回”。马上天晴了，我太机智了！[一天，黄教授来到雕塑课堂，看见一男体雕塑的“那个”地方有问题，于是，问到值日的宫瑾嫣同学，她说道：“我一不小心，把那个的那个碰掉了，就用胶水粘了上去。”教授说道：“那你问什么粘的是向上呀。”女学生：“我见过的男生都是这样的呀？？？！！！”[IN THE TEMPLE OF THE FIRST KING OF SHULiu Yuxi Even in this world the spirit of a heroLives and reigns for thousands of years.You were the firmest of the pot's three legs;It was you who maintained the honour of the currency;You chose a great premier to magnify your kingdom…And yet you had a son so little like his fatherThat girls of your country were taken captiveTo dance in the palace of the King of Wei.蜀先主庙　　刘禹锡 　　天地英雄气， 千秋尚凛然。　　势分三足鼎， 业复五铢钱。　　得相能开国， 生儿不象贤。　　凄凉蜀故妓， 来舞魏宫前。

老婆用电脑看电视剧，我玩手机。老婆突然问我：“如果我失忆了，忘了你怎么办？”我随口一说“那还不好”，空气瞬间变冷，我抬头认真地看着她，“我再追你一回”。马上天晴了，我太机智了！[一天，黄教授来到雕塑课堂，看见一男体雕塑的“那个”地方有问题，于是，问到值日的宫瑾嫣同学，她说道：“我一不小心，把那个的那个碰掉了，就用胶水粘了上去。”教授说道：“那你问什么粘的是向上呀。”女学生：“我见过的男生都是这样的呀？？？！！！”[IN THE TEMPLE OF THE FIRST KING OF SHULiu Yuxi Even in this world the spirit of a heroLives and reigns for thousands of years.You were the firmest of the pot's three legs;It was you who maintained the honour of the currency;You chose a great premier to magnify your kingdom…And yet you had a son so little like his fatherThat girls of your country were taken captiveTo dance in the palace of the King of Wei.蜀先主庙　　刘禹锡 　　天地英雄气， 千秋尚凛然。　　势分三足鼎， 业复五铢钱。　　得相能开国， 生儿不象贤。　　凄凉蜀故妓， 来舞魏宫前。

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