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fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies瘦男人说他更礼貌，因为他总是向一个女士脱帽致意。but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖男人说他更礼貌，因为无论何时他起身给女士让座总是能让两位女士同时坐下。[一位姓何的同学要当爸爸了，问我孩子叫什么好？我脑子立刻冒出了“何许人”。将来别人跟这孩子就可以有这种对话：“你是何许人也？”“我是何许人，耶。”听完我的解释，同学说，不要把别人的孩子拿来玩！可恶，我明明很认真在想！[公司加班到半夜，所有人都眼皮打架，一姑娘哀叹：“我现在真想变成一个‘因’字。”众问其故，姑娘说：“就是一个人四肢平摊躺在大床上。”话音刚落，旁边一男同事嘟囔：“困。”[ fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies瘦男人说他更礼貌，因为他总是向一个女士脱帽致意。but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖男人说他更礼貌，因为无论何时他起身给女士让座总是能让两位女士同时坐下。[一位姓何的同学要当爸爸了，问我孩子叫什么好？我脑子立刻冒出了“何许人”。将来别人跟这孩子就可以有这种对话：“你是何许人也？”“我是何许人，耶。”听完我的解释，同学说，不要把别人的孩子拿来玩！可恶，我明明很认真在想！[公司加班到半夜，所有人都眼皮打架，一姑娘哀叹：“我现在真想变成一个‘因’字。”众问其故，姑娘说：“就是一个人四肢平摊躺在大床上。”话音刚落，旁边一男同事嘟囔：“困。”[ 详情