单位同事都喜欢网购。今天一男同事买的货到了,他特兴奋,说九十多块钱买了一件七匹狼,超划算。女同事们听到了都聚拢过来。包装拆开一看,是“千匹狼”。一位阿姨幽幽地说:“真划算,多给了你九百多匹狼呢。”[A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"代课教师试图运用她的心理学知识。开始上课时,她说:“谁觉得自己很愚蠢,请站起来。”小约翰马上站起来了。老师问:“为什么你觉得你很愚蠢呢,小约翰?”“我不觉得我很蠢,只是我不愿意你一个人站在那!”[悟空对唐僧说:“师傅,取经路上好无聊,我们来玩成语接龙可好?” 唐僧:“好,我先说,为所欲为。” 悟空:“为所欲为。” 唐僧:“为所欲为。” 悟空:“为所欲为。” 唐僧:“为所欲为。” 悟空:“为你MB。” 唐僧:“逼上梁山,山穷水尽,尽力而为,为所欲为,为所欲为,为所欲为……” 悟空:…………[单位同事都喜欢网购。今天一男同事买的货到了,他特兴奋,说九十多块钱买了一件七匹狼,超划算。女同事们听到了都聚拢过来。包装拆开一看,是“千匹狼”。一位阿姨幽幽地说:“真划算,多给了你九百多匹狼呢。”[A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"代课教师试图运用她的心理学知识。开始上课时,她说:“谁觉得自己很愚蠢,请站起来。”小约翰马上站起来了。老师问:“为什么你觉得你很愚蠢呢,小约翰?”“我不觉得我很蠢,只是我不愿意你一个人站在那!”[悟空对唐僧说:“师傅,取经路上好无聊,我们来玩成语接龙可好?” 唐僧:“好,我先说,为所欲为。” 悟空:“为所欲为。” 唐僧:“为所欲为。” 悟空:“为所欲为。” 唐僧:“为所欲为。” 悟空:“为你MB。” 唐僧:“逼上梁山,山穷水尽,尽力而为,为所欲为,为所欲为,为所欲为……” 悟空:…………[详情