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One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?The little girl replied, My homework.一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么？小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。[今天是我人生的好日子，娶了个貌美如花的老婆。没想到我老实人有这么好的运气，今晚洞房我老婆什么姿势都会，给我伺候的太舒服了。最主要的是她说还是个处女，我真是捡到宝了！[一学弟和大三学姐聊天，学弟：“学姐，借我1000块钱！”学姐：“怎么从我借钱阿！”学弟：“你肯定很有钱阿！”学姐：“为什么？”学弟：“女大三，抱金砖阿！”学姐：“...滚！”[ One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?The little girl replied, My homework.一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么？小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。[今天是我人生的好日子，娶了个貌美如花的老婆。没想到我老实人有这么好的运气，今晚洞房我老婆什么姿势都会，给我伺候的太舒服了。最主要的是她说还是个处女，我真是捡到宝了！[一学弟和大三学姐聊天，学弟：“学姐，借我1000块钱！”学姐：“怎么从我借钱阿！”学弟：“你肯定很有钱阿！”学姐：“为什么？”学弟：“女大三，抱金砖阿！”学姐：“...滚！”[ 详情