老公:媳妇,我袜子破了一个洞 老婆:剪指甲,太长了吧? 老公:是啊,好久没剪指甲了,媳妇,媳妇,我公鸡死后来到地府,阎王爷看到公鸡来了十分高兴。公鸡:“你笑什么?”阎王爷:“我笑你平日里不是很吝啬吗,没想到也会有今天。”公鸡:“我这吝啬是和观音娘娘学的。”阎王爷:“你放屁!观音娘娘普度众生怎么会吝啬呢!”公鸡:“嘿嘿,我们人间都叫她铁观音呢!”[A mother was teaching her 5-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”一位母亲给她5岁的儿子讲上帝。“你知道吗, ”有一天她对他说, “无论一个人在哪里, 在干什么事情, 上帝都知道。”小男孩睁大了眼睛看着他妈妈说, “哇。那他一定有一台电脑。”[ 详情
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