1、丈母娘给我打电话,她称赞道:“你别不相信,专家教我的‘六字保健法’还真灵!”我问:“哪六个字?”她说:“就是‘管住腿,迈开嘴’呀!我现在很少出去串门,啥保健品都吃,身子骨比以前棒多了。”我心
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时,它就剧烈地震动起来,所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题,我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易,却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么,他说,我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话,那我就知道她开得太快了。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅经典笑话:窃听器 新婚夫妻蜜月旅行,住进一家客店.晚上新郎正要关灯,新娘不安地问新郎
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅同事告诉我她买了部汽车,于是我问她:“什么车?” 她:“汽车呀。” 我:“我是问你什么牌子!” 她:“牌子还没上呢!” 好吧,我放弃沟通了……[