Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”[一个人去买齐白石的画,老板给他拿了一副。这人说一看就是假的,老板说假的就赔你十倍的价钱。这人想想也行,就买了。后来拿给专家鉴定,果然是假的。他去找老板,老板说这就是真的,后来这人都要报警了,只见老板悠悠拿出身份证:齐白石。[有个人买了一只鹦鹉,想让它学会文明用语,于是每天早晨经过它时都说,早安。话说这天早上他精神不太好,经过它时什么也没说,鸟儿冷冷地瞪着他说,喂,你今天怎么啦?[ 详情
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